chloe moriondo

a girl that will make you question your sexuality

i mean i’m straight, but chloe moriondo just makes me feel like i’m not. that’s normal right?

by directionerforever124 September 3, 2019

Mormon base system

Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.

First base- hand to hand contact

Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.

Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning

Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.

Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.

by G-unit 99 April 9, 2016

Mormon orgasm

When you hold your piss for so long so when you release it feels like a orgasm.

Can’t have sex but I can have a Mormon orgasm at least!!!

by Fnordypizza January 27, 2020

Morioh

A town in Japan where a serial killer with an erection and a love for woman hands died of an ambulance and high schoolers go around with floaty alien human thingies behind them.

The hell, why is someone yelling dora? They're 16.

A causal day in morioh.

by HeavenlyCheeseGod March 5, 2021

Moron 5

People who openly hate the band 'Maroon 5' call the band 'Moron 5' as a form of insult. Main reason is the 'bitchy voice' of Adam Levine.

>"I am going to Maroon 5 tonight!"

<"Dude...stop being obsessed with Moron 5's stupid ass music."

by KKOPPI October 14, 2011

Mormon Road-Block

Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.

Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block

by SmoothDogg May 19, 2006

sunday mormon

one who is hipocritical and only participates in his mormon studies when he has to , a lazy bloker.But is usually smarter than the average mormon because he has been in high school upwards of 20 years.

wow hes a real sunday mormon, he cussed all week at practice and didnt even show up for the sunday games because he had to read mormon scrolls.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009