Moped

A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.

Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.

I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.

by Emma Frost December 05, 2019

Mope

(N) A person of lower socio-economic status that leeches off the greater good of society, is lazy and is normally involved in some sort of criminal activity.

The streets are full of mopes tonight; just sittin' around drinking their 40's and collecting welfare.

by money man123 June 08, 2010

Moped

Coolest from of transportation. ever

Hey ladies! I have room for one more here on my moped.

by Bandit June 13, 2003

mope

to cry and cry and cry over something thats sad

look at him mope like a little girl

by treepot July 23, 2006

mopeful

the opposite of hopeful

the word "mope" is inserted as a substitute for "hope"

Person 1: My life is over!

Person 2: Hey.. always be hopeful!

Person 1: I'd rather be mopeful, thanks.

by IamIshmael August 21, 2009

Moped

Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."

"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."

"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"

by Julie the Queen November 12, 2007

mope

A person who resembles and carries the characteristics of a sloth. They never want to do anything fun and drudge around all day. Tend to be very quiet and sulky. Comparable to a Negative Nancy.

Dam stop being such a mope do something for once.

Mope: Uh i dont feel like doing anything today... I'm tired... I have to study on a friday night.

by Mil Waukee May 11, 2009