mooselick

The act of licking someone, usually their face, with tongue flattenned out in order to cover as much surface as possible in a sweeping motion. The subject, or "victim" ends up feeling - and looking, if your tongue is moist enough - like they just got licked by a large moose.

Best done when everyone has been drinking. Also should be announced beforehand if done as a game.

Hey, Bill just mooselicked Joe when he was too drunk to resist!! Gross!!

by M Scott July 11, 2006

Mooselman

It was a common nickname among the inmates of the Jewish concentration camps during the Holocaust to describe the condition of a prisoner who was on the verge of death due to hunger, physical and mental exhaustion, and came to terms with his fate.

1#: why everyone in this prison looks hungry?
2#: this prison may treat them like they are some Mooselman's

by Nitsan_ July 25, 2020

Mooselini

A huge hulk of an Italian dictator whose sheer height and mass intimidated his subjects into complying with his unreasonable directives.

As big and heavy as Mooselini was, it may have hindered him from moving around very fast or frequently, and so perhaps he needed a number of slighter-figured henchmen to scurry about the land and enforce his oppressive rules.

by QuacksO November 21, 2022