moosepack

A Scrumptous treat of mysterious origin. Usually comes in little leather cornpouches of the natives. Moosepack has a robust and refreshing flavor.

Jon: Man, I sure am pretty blasted right now.
Evan: Yeah, I sure could go for some moosepack.

by Jonis January 3, 2007

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Moosecock

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.

My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.

by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003

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mooselike

Mooselike is a term used to describe something that goes wrong. Instead of saying "i broke my foot, how terrible" one might say "i broke my foot, how MOOSELIKE"

Alex: Holly it's been raining, is your pussy still wet?

Holly: No, i'm afraid not

Alex: How mooselike!

by Alexness May 28, 2006

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a man with a paris hilton like stature, claims he has a moosecock, and wears women's boy short panties as shorts, talks with a deep texan hooker like voice. He has been spotted walking the slums of st.marteen. once you have tamed the beast he will refer to you as "cool as ice"

look at the texan tranny hooker, he looks like a hogan moosecock

by cockmongrelsxm July 7, 2011

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mooselick

The act of licking someone, usually their face, with tongue flattenned out in order to cover as much surface as possible in a sweeping motion. The subject, or "victim" ends up feeling - and looking, if your tongue is moist enough - like they just got licked by a large moose.

Best done when everyone has been drinking. Also should be announced beforehand if done as a game.

Hey, Bill just mooselicked Joe when he was too drunk to resist!! Gross!!

by M Scott July 11, 2006

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