moontities

Boobs so large that they cause a tidal disturbance on the opposite side of the earth

Remember Jessica from the bar last? I took her to my place and woke up to breaking news of a tsunami in Haiti, she had moontities

by princess periodfart May 8, 2013

Moontight

In a state of being innocent, selfish, conceited and/or bored.

A: "Rebecca is kind of acting moontight right now."

B: "Oh!! I didn't know she was that moontight!!

C: "Bro....it's so moontight, in here, bro."

D: "You've been this moontight for so long?!"

by hawtpahkeht May 4, 2020

Monotit

A singular tit.

Echo in Overwatch has the BEST monotit.

by XXXmonotitLOVERXXX October 8, 2022

Hannah Montittie

My best friend lady and gents

go did you see Hannah montittie she's sick

by Sea cucumber December 1, 2019

Moonkitti

A Warrior l cat YouTuber known for her animated skits and analysis videos.

Moonkitti is the best warrior cats YouTuber ever

by Tuxiebowiedie...E August 20, 2022

monotit

a person with one tit on either the left or right of their ches

hey look that girls got a monotit

by apocalypse boi October 9, 2006

moonlit sonata

From the Beethoven peice, a moonlit sonata is when you jump on top of a car, pull down your pants and droop your sack over the moon roof, to give anybody inside the car a big surprise!

Man, that bitch was seeing double when i gave her a moonlit sonata!

by Johnny Maher November 8, 2006