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monorisk

1. when you do something that involves the risk of getting mono.

2. the mixing of risk and monopoly, resulting in one screwy board game
Kate: Wanna try my soda?
John: I don't drink after people, too much of a monorisk

Bill: OMG! that was the most screwed up board game ever!
Jack: Your just mad cause I built hotels in Japan and occupied them with cannons
by ZOMG!TACOS!!!LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! December 18, 2007
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Moonfruit

Generally a dickhead who’s shit at rainbow, and gets schweded daily
For fuck sake Paul you moonfruit
by YaDaSellsAvonM8 March 5, 2019
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loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.
Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!
by BrewedBatista October 13, 2008
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Corner Monorner

Corner Monorner
noun
/cóór-nor - mónóurnerr/

1. An expression used to identify the paradox in which multiple people, objects, or events involved in a synchronized action contemporaneously perform the same task (with a set beginning, duration, and ending point ) yet somehow complete the task at a different time in relation to one another.

2. A bad ass thing

3. You live and learn, easy come easy go.

4. Anything your heart desires

5. A small sweet bear

6. palatial regalia

adjective;
Corner Monorner

1. The act of being and saying best thing ever to utter out loud

Origin- After traffic collision investigation class, looking for whiskey, vanilla coke, and ice.
"our days are so Corner Monorner." " Corner Mononer floorner gournor pournerr"
by bertywho July 11, 2016
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big ass monorail

Origin: R. Crumb, 1960s-era underground comic artist. A bitch with an ass so big and bubbled that the top actually forms a shelf or seat, possibly large enough for an averaged-sized commuter to ride to work.
Steve: Yo, check out the booty!
Paul: She's the big ass monorail headin' downtown!
by Dick Knibbler December 28, 2007
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Mooncricket

Derogotory term for "colored people". Basically the same as saying Nigger
Dude...look at those mooncrickets in that back alley playing dice.
by Andrew September 27, 2004
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monorail cat

Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.
*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
by melissa*f March 31, 2008
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