monogorifice

a monogorifice describes a fictional orifice occupy-able (metaphorically) by a single partner.

The word monogorifice is a combination of the words monog (short for monogamy) and orifice.

Hi Tim, nice to meet you, are you currently the soul occupier of Jessica's monogorifice?

"Jared", "Yes Binx?", "If I had a monogorifice I'd wanna shove you in it!", single tear

It's ok, you can spend the night, my monogorifice is currently unoccupied ::wink wink::

by DeadlyiCoN October 9, 2008

mongolised

To be inebriated / very drunk.

Christ, I must have been mongolised last night, I pissed the chair again.

by T Boor June 30, 2008

Mongorian

Someone who is super greasy, and lacks people skills. They can't handle not having a relationship with someone, because they are scared they will never find anyone else. They never shower, or brush their teeth.

Kamilla is a Mongorian.
Burt and Kamilla are such mongorians together.

by ohijustburnedyou February 18, 2009

mantoris

n. penis, esp. a small one. a combination of the words 'man' and 'clitoris.'

That pathetic little thing is not even a dick! It is a mantoris!

by NyQuilJunkie December 13, 2006

montroriphide

Being stoned beyond belief, bordering on the edge of becoming "too high"

Thinking to myself of words that sounded cool....
Montroriphide....I feel montroriphide right now.

by Mung Slinger March 27, 2009

Montecristo

When a stripper coppulates your thumb and then inserts said thumb into her asshole while in the context of a lap dance.

Gideon got montecristoed at the Cheetah Club last night and spent an inordinate amount of time washing his hands afterwards.

by Ash666 May 29, 2016

mongolista

A Mongolian Blogger, beautiful, elegant, cool GIRL CRUSH

Love Mongolista, her blog so good

by lilgod January 24, 2018