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Montague

A glib douchebag, or an arrogant twit. Someone who poorly employs a large vocabulary in order to bamboozle. Vanity, in combination with stupidity, prevents said 'montague' from realizing, most, if not all victims of their glib douchbaggery, see how transparent they are.
"Andrew is such a montague, he should be selling women's shoes".

"Dried up old crackwhores is all that montague can pull. And rightfully so."
by Rudy G. May 2, 2008
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Montague California

Small Town of meth addicts, momma's who's kids are in cps custody and daddy's selling dope. Also home to broke ass old people living in tralier parks. Beware of stray cats.
Montague California is just a few miles from everything except meth.
by Dogmom76 June 25, 2018
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Montague

One of the two most powerful families of Verona in "Romeo and Juliet". Capulets do not like Montagues and vice versa. Romeo and Benvolio are part of the Montagues. In most of these works, the Montagues have the color blue.
- We hate you, Montague!
- I have the same feelings towards you, my dear Capulets!
by MERCUTIOOO February 14, 2019
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Montague curry

Montague curry is a type of curry that is very popular in the region of south India. It was created by the great ancestor Morton. He is the leader of all curry’s also known as, (the father of the curry) bringing more flavour and stinky spices into the curry community.
“I’m so hungry, I want to eat a Montague curry.”
by DeimosZ May 30, 2025
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full montigue

The act of showing your testicles, while holding a dime on your scrotum, to a Jew.
I offered my neighbors a Full Montigue, from my deck last night.
by Richard Heinreck July 17, 2016
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Evan Montague

by dick qwide April 17, 2020
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Aniston Montague>>

She is the best girlfriend I could possibly ask for. I love her❤️
by Aniston Motnague February 8, 2023
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