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Monte

A molerat who’s only bitches on snap are the bots then send nudes. They tend to be down bad and identify as furries
Waddup monte

Hey there I like dick in my rectum
by Glizzylicker42069 October 2, 2021
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Monte

the Lüh Twizzy headquarters.
LITERALLY EVERY SATURDay THEY THERE!!!
Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg

Kea:YESSS! I need a lÜh twizzy bf rn!
Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg

Kea:yesss! I need a LÜh twizzy bf rn!
by that girlie b June 29, 2022
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literally the hottest person ever. i am so happy to be his boyfriend and OH MY GOD HES SO!!!!!! hes literally everything to me. hes so fucking cute and watching him get all excited when i say "i love him" and fuck man!!!! hes so <33
someone: "hey whos monte?"
me (max): "literally the best person to exist!!"
by maxypoopii November 3, 2022
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Monté

Monté is the most cool guy you would ever meet. Tall and handsome with a walk so smooth, everyone notices when he enters the room. He can give great advice , listens carefully but also speaks his mind. Although his demeanor is mostly calm and mellow, anxiety can get the best of him. He is honest and generous with those he loves, always putting a smile on their faces. Artistic visual mind, producing various skills. Smarter and sexier than your average. Good friend to chill with. Passion that overflows in the bedroom. Sweet , kind, and affectionate. The kind of guy you find once in a lifetime. You may find shelter deep within this mountain.
Who is that?”

Girl , that’s Monté. ”
by one true ace June 1, 2023
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Monte

Monte
by KlirUtox777 April 4, 2024
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Monte

A really sweet, amazing, and handsome guy. He can be a little nerdy, but something about that makes him so much more attractive. You will certainly not be disappointed in knowing Monte, and if you're lucky enough to date him then you hit the jackpot fo real. He has the softest hair, and FUCKS LIKE A GOD WTFFFF. Anyways...
Person: I'm so lucky to have known Monte.
by AnonymousPhrog1290 December 1, 2024
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Monte Carlo

The Chevrolet Monte Carlo was one of the coolest cars made in the history of GM. For NASCAR, the Monte was the car of choice, and a very successful one at that. The Monte enjoyed a very succesfull production run from 1970 (introduced in Sep. of `69) until 2007 (June 19, 2007). It was Seperated into 6 different generations:
1970-1972
1973-1977
1978-1980
1981-1988
1995-1999
2000-2007
Years 70-72 were the best in my opinion, they are recognized by their 'muscular' looks, Big fender and quarter panel Bulges, and beautiful bodylines from front to back. All models came with V8 engines, with sizes ranged from a 350 Small Block(5.7L) to the monsterous 454 Big Block (7.4L) (SS only)... In 1973 they recieved a makeover and became less muscular, lost power but still had nice looks and focused on improving ride and handling... The third generation was the first to offer a V6 engine, they were also shortened and lightened in 78... The second best generation in my opinion came in the mid 80's (fourth generation) with the return of the SS (returned in 83 after only being in production in 70 and 71) and a smoother look than before.. The fifth generation is the most dissapointing for me, the looks diminished (no more muscles) and they didn't offer a single V8 engine. About the only glimmer of light was the Z34 option... GM figures out the fifth generation wasn't the greatest and in 2000 (Generation 6) they looked to the Monte's of the past and renewed the look once more. Still no V8 was offered until `06, but there was a supercharged 3.8L V6 as an option for the SS. Sadly the Monte was discontinued after the `07 model year. I know i didn't cover everything and some material is opinion but hey, this is Urban Dictionary right!
Guy 1: Holy crap dude! What kind of car did you just buy!

Me: That's a 71 Monte Carlo, she's my baby!

Guy 2: Chevy all the way Baby!
by MonteMan71 April 24, 2009
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