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Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.
When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.
by iviesmith October 24, 2011
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monogamy

monogamy means to only have one sexual partner.Humans are usually married for that state, especially men
need to marry women since the women have so many other options(mostly thirsty beta males)which they keep as backup, stupid Stacy. If you can get women easily you don't have to worry about that since women are jealous as shit not wanting other women to have you and if she spreads her legs you have options, so be Alpha please.
Ey this bitch Stacy ended a year old relationship, slept with an alpha guy after 20 minutes of meeting him and I had to wait 3 weeks buying her stuff.All this because she couldn't consider monogamy as an option.
by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019
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Monogamy Slut

n. a girl that doesn't feel like a whore if she only sleeps with her "boyfriend", no matter how many of those she has.
She was only with dozens of guys this year but it's ok, they were all her boyfriends at the time, so the monogamy slut didn't feel like a whore.
by The Bosworth January 24, 2011
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monogomous

Yadiras boyfriend...
Yadira is the picture of a monogomous man.
by Todd May 5, 2005
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Monogamytheist

A conglomerate of the words monogamy and monotheist, which mean one partner and one God, respectively. A monogamytheist is someone who worships, glorifies, and generally never shuts up about their significant other. Often either ignorant of or in denial of the aforementioned partners flaws, the monogamytheist may not even have that good of a relationship with their partner, but treats it like a 60-year marriage.
Omg, Jack never stops talking about all the stuff he and his girlfriend did together, what a monogamytheist!
by SCAREY October 26, 2015
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Dirty Monogamy

This term refers to couples that engage in deviant sexual acts and practices for physical pleasure and/or a psychological thrill. The sexual acts and practices may involve other people, animals, and/or inanimate objects. Also, they may be consensual/non-consensual, distressing, extremely dangerous, disturbing, and/or socially inappropriate. Dirty Monogamy includes (but not limited to):

Voyeurism

Exhibitionism

Frotteurism

Fetishism

Pedophilia

Masochism

Sadism

Transvestism
Zoophilia

Necrophilia

Paraphilia NOS
Examples of Dirty Monogamy are Couples that practice "swinging" or "mate-swapping", having sex in public places, performing BDSM, or role-reversal/role-playing.
by Ocean Darksun September 24, 2011
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monogamy

When you are in a relationship and sleep with other people but always tell your significant other about it.
Aldous- yes, i had sex with other people, but i always told her about it. Monogamy!!
by DJKrazyK July 22, 2010
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