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Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.
by Marc April 3, 2005
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monkey spank

She had monkey spank all over face.
by Chrismm September 29, 2005
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monkeyspanker

you monkeyspanner loofey
by andy thomas August 19, 2003
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MonkeyPants

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.
You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???
by Your new boss July 22, 2004
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Monkeyspunk

"How's it going monkeyspunk?"
by MikeCamelFucker May 22, 2007
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Monkeyspackflaps

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.
Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!
by Keith October 12, 2004
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donkeyspank

that welsh idiot is donkeyspank!
by mercurious January 12, 2005
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