monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.

Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.

by Malodorous June 24, 2016

monkeycat

Originated from a Sobe cap in 2001, known as "monkeycat"

My sobe cap said "monkeycat"

by monkeycatDx October 18, 2008

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

monkeypaws

Another word for Marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc.

"Yoh got the monkeypaws?"
"I got 10$ for a monkeypaw"

by VICKAYBOWW myspace.com/vickieexx April 3, 2008

MonkeyPants

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.

You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???

by Your new boss July 22, 2004

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating.

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.

by Malodorous July 9, 2016