monkeyshot

easy to use; even a monkey can use it without a problem.

the products of apple are a monkeyshot

by wickedassim October 20, 2010

monkeyfast

1) akin to super-fly or dope, meaning which something is cool beyond typical english language

2) to perform repetitive or mundane functions with uncommon dexterity and speed

3) An non-definable measurement of great speed and slickness

Dude,that was totally monkeyfast. Now we have time to read.

by reggieboy December 14, 2008

Monkeyfistfart

A form of spontaneous gaslighting where a person makes up a word on the spot while riffing on a subject, and the listener momentarily believes it's a real term, so the speaker goes with it continuing to convince the listener that it really is a thing to see how far they can take it.

x: "Where do you want to eat?"
y: "Somewhere with snebits (like rabbit food & veggies sounding word) food"
x: "What the hell is 'SNEBITS' food?!?!"
y: "Salad"
x: "Whaaaaat? Is that a THING?"
y: Yea. You've never heard of it? REALLTY? Even as a kid? Must be an East coast thing."
x: "No, never. Wow. Don't tell anyone."

(that's a monkeyfistfart)

by mankx April 12, 2020

monkeysotch

A term coined by Flint, Michigan auto workers when a task, problem, or situation could not be fixed, understood, or comprehended.

Well, that’s monkeysotch. We are moving on.

by Steelheaddefinitions July 4, 2020

monkeynoodle1

A word often used to describe a homosexual with an unhealthy obsession over a Fictional character, and declining mental health. Fortunately, their redeeming qualities also usually include being kind and funny.

A: Hey, did you hear the rumours about Denki's name?

B: apparently its copied from a Fictional character. Their mom must have been monkeynoodle1.

by @M3adow_Gh0st July 7, 2021

MonkeyFrog

1) For a male to pry open a woman's mouth and perform intercourse with her mouth without any struggle; referring to the popular internet video of a chimpanzee using the mouth of a frog for sexual gratification.

2) To be taken advantage of .

1) My girlfriend was so tired last night, I decided to just monkeyfrog her and call it a night.

by geekpower November 10, 2010

monkeyrooster

My bitch.

Get out the KY you dirty little skank monkeyrooster.

by Jungle April 21, 2004