by Matt Squires April 16, 2008
Get the Monkeyfunk mug.(n.) Any by-product or discharge from any human activity that, while pleasant enough at the time, afterward is in some way less attractive; (adj.) Anything that in retrospect might not have been such a good idea, (Orig. from sticky discharge after sex).
1. You were so hot tonight I'm all slathered in monkeybutter!
2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!
2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!
by affidavid April 23, 2006
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Another word for your bum hole, specifically a female one.
During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH
During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH
by Buzzie July 27, 2006
Get the monkeybutton mug.Slang term for vagina. Specifically referring to a lapsing state of personal hygiene exhibited by socially inept females.
Oh man, I was about to hit it with Bridgett last night, but her cooter stunk like monkeychunks, so I told her I had a headache and just went home.
by maxxx October 26, 2005
Get the monkeychunks mug.An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.
by Kelephan September 10, 2011
Get the Monkeybutt mug.The condition resulting from inadequate wiping of the anus following defecation, which can cause the afflicted to appear monkey-like as they dig in their butt, trying to appease the itching.
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