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monkeyman

one of those old scruffy drunken men who have few teeth and badges on their jackets. they can't speak any known language. they wander the streets, sometimes in slippers and go to church.
by cerumol February 23, 2004
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monkeychunks

Slang term for vagina. Specifically referring to a lapsing state of personal hygiene exhibited by socially inept females.
Oh man, I was about to hit it with Bridgett last night, but her cooter stunk like monkeychunks, so I told her I had a headache and just went home.
by maxxx October 26, 2005
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monkeyman in the can

A hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his butt cheeks. Usually seen sipping anus juice.
Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.
by Monkey milfred September 9, 2006
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MonkeyMan

Usually the nickname given to someone who is a cheeky lil' bastard that people both love and hate. he generally makes a massive fool of himself on purpose to make people laugh, with or at him. he is a very selfless person and is not cautious about what he does.
that monkeyman is sooooo funnily stupid
by EchoMonkey May 26, 2019
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monkeland

Monkeland, a place where people can return to monke. We have King Monke. Pew and Ponki, the hands of the king.
Royal the faithful admin.
King Doggo the fart addicted person.
Our Simpanzee who simps over everyone. Sub to his YT.
Join monkeland. Be Monke.
Hey! Did you return to monke yet?
No, but I want to.
Then come to monkeland where people return to monke!
by monkeland April 29, 2021
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monkeycat

Originated from a Sobe cap in 2001, known as "monkeycat"
My sobe cap said "monkeycat"
by monkeycatDx October 18, 2008
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monkeyspank

One who spanks their monkey.
Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!
by stubs June 29, 2003
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