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monkey butter

1) A solid butter representation in the form of a hairy monkey, often mistaken for the butter used by monkeys and apes. That is of course untrue.

2) The name of the theory that monkeys are able to spread butter on toast, or blueberry muffins, or other things. This is a theory that dates back to the early 2000s, prior to the Stephen Colbert Monkey Butter Incident of 2006, which came as a shock to the theorists.

3) Out of the incident came a new definition of monkey butter, meaning "outrageous" or "no way" or "impossible."
"I had some monkey butter on my bagel this morning for brunch."

"The philosophers thought long into the night about the concept of monkey butter."

"What? Stephen Colbert said monkey butter? MONKEY BUTTER!"
by Clamanity July 18, 2007
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monkeybutt

the putrid drip of stanky sweat from your lower back through your butt cheeks
Baby? Is that love juice dripping between yo' thighs or do you gots monkeybutt?
by buttermymonkey July 11, 2002
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monkeybuttpadje

by Anonymous February 17, 2003
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monkeybuttpadje

Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act upon themselves. His wit also alienates those who fail at all attempts at comedy, causing them to be overly caustic to him and claim Monkeybuttpadje to be both 'unfunny' and 'stupid' (see: jealousy). Thankfully, those people are in the minority.
"Dude, Jackass The Movie is funny like Monkeybuttpadje"
by Monkeybuttpadje March 4, 2003
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monkeybutt

Alyssa; Any other girl who has a charm but playful and rude nature.
Alyssa sure is a monkeybutt!
by Danyourman January 9, 2009
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monkeybutt

A sexy monkey with a hott butt! with getto butties!
Dang! that monkeys got it going on!Expecially that monkey's butt!
by brittany November 21, 2003
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monkeybuster

When you bust monkeys by killing them, or other things
Did you hear about the monkeybusters in China?
by Therog373737 September 16, 2023
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