Moneypenny

MI6 secretary in the fictional world of James Bond 007. She must have something wrong with her because she's the only woman Bond hasn't slept with.

(watching any Bond film) Damn! The Moneypenny has all the parts but the wiring must be screwy.

by Mr Boddy July 30, 2004

Monkeypox

Basically AIDS 2.0, but having all the symptoms of chicken pox

Timmy: Dude, I think I might have monkeypox
Sam: Okay, well no touching tips for a month then

by ClapDemCheekz August 5, 2022

MonkeyPunched

This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.

Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!

by jbadd April 26, 2009

spiderman monkeyface

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!

Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!

by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008

monkeypenguin

somebody that is a cheeky mischievous monkey but is also a penguin that you've bonded with for life, because you're also a monkeypenguin..

You're my little monkeypenguin..

louise and Robin are such monkeypenguins!

by thelordofthepenguinmonkeys September 16, 2012

monkeypod shit

cheap, hard to assemble, IKEA Furniture.
same as "Affordable Sweedish Crap", but much more fun to say!

my parents sure did bicker while assembling my room-load of monkeypod shit!!!

by Skuld April 12, 2007

Monkeybeard

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

by dannyjenn June 16, 2008