monkeybumface

cute euphamism for an ugly girl, probably your girlfriend.

"coochy-coochy-coo!
Are you my little monkeybumface?
Yes you are!"

by barry Smith May 15, 2006

monkeybum

A cheeky but affectionate pet name for a boy / girl friend to call one another by.

"I Love You Monkeybum"

by Jake Mortimer June 2, 2007

Monkeybump

When two women rub grundles to stimulate clitoral regions, simulating when lesbian monkeys have been documented grinding like its 1999.

Jen "Hey Lisa, wanna monkeybump"

Lisa "Of course I would!...syrup or jelly this time?"

by Two tone cock June 21, 2009

monkeyhumper

Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob

That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.

by michaellee33 April 5, 2005

monkeylump

A bulbous sore that appears between the penis and testicles of a man (taint) when not washed properly.

"Dude, can you take me to the doctor? I got this huge monkeylump after camping last week."

by Rockdiamond December 31, 2011

bumping monkeys

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.

Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003