Monkling

When a person is not just acting foolish but effecting other on doing so. Being a buffoon!

John why did you do that you absolute monkling

by Pord_Lord March 6, 2020

Monolingus

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.

I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.

by saint_adventure October 2, 2014

Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.

1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.

by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011

monging

Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cum orgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladder and the other guy puts his mouth so it is covering her vagina vagina cunnilingus eating out the first guy then jumps on the corpse's stomach causing the cum to go into the second guys' mouth.

Those guys are sick, they monged that girl who died in the train wreck!

by Ned March 23, 2004

mungling

Fucking a rabbit up the arse then using as a condom to fuck your partner

Chris gave Julia a good mungling

by Ecaace19944991 September 13, 2015

monolinglet

Someone who can only speak/read one language. Portmanteau comprising of "monolingual" and "manlet."
Most likely originated from 4chan's /lit/ board. Certain users of the board believe that only being able to read in English means one cannot be considered well read.

4chan user A: What's the best translation of The Iliad?
4chan user B: *Hasn't learned to read Ancient Greek* Yikes, monolinglets should not be allowed to post on /lit/.

by bestthanezra July 1, 2019

mingling

The accidental merging of a weakling and a midget resulting in the formation a specimen similar in appearance to that of a 'munchkin man'. Often answers to such typical mingling names as 'Fairclough' or 'Boyfriend' and can reach speeds of up to 60-70mph, though provocation is required due to the natural hesitancy of this species.

Why, what a marvelous pair of pedal reachers that mingling is attached to.

by Bob April 19, 2005