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Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!
by Credible Threat May 7, 2021
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Megladon

A huge cock that can't only be found really really deep in the vagina
He stuck his megladon in e last night or

I heard ELI Conners has a megladon
by Kyle Goldstein November 16, 2016
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Monglonification

(noun) the act of rendering someone(thing) a monglonic mongloid.

Synonym - retardify
Drinking an entire fifth of Vodka normally results in monglonification.
by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011
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Megladon

A huge cock that can't only be found really really deep in the vagina
He stuck his megladon in e last night or

I heard ELI Conners has a megladon
by Kyle Goldstein November 16, 2016
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mogladon

A situation, environment, narrative, behaviour, act, sense, feeling, emotion, smell, affect, effect, taste, or appearance which's awareness creates the effect of higher moggle (H. Moggle). The moggle will only girate with sufficient speed assuming the disallowance of unaware Donns's is complete with the appropriate diligence.

The lack of the aforementioned may indicate a strong inclination towards situations which do not, have not and never will have anything remotely mogladonish !

After many years of strict dedication you will not find the disillusion of information concerning the regularity and favourable conditions of mogg / donn switching.

For further information please contact your local mogladonist, details of which can be found on chanel 5 teletext.
"Did you see what happened to archebold?, it was so harrowing, but at least Mogladon.

"I do believe I smelt and dismounted a mogladon"

"Tracey I was just in the loft chasing that dam moth, when I noticed to my eternal disdain we are the unlucky owners of five very live hives (one of which are both more docile than them all) , have a look next time you go down there, see what you can hear"
by anonymous November 14, 2021
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Monglonically

(adverb) to act in a mongloid-esque manner.

synonym - retardly
He monglonically stumbled home after beer-bonging a boilermaker.
by Slangslinger88 December 26, 2011
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mongatongaronga

A word that describes a retard or disabled with a bit of a twist
you are such a mongatongaronga
by Leahb November 11, 2018
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