Tana Mongeau

A term used to completely ruin an event

Guy 1: Hey man I’m having a party tonight
Guy2: Dont invite Jim, he’ll Tana Mongeau the whole thing

by HotdogHamburgerGuy July 6, 2018

Mongager

A manager who suffers from retardation, who cannot make manageable decisions.

"Brett is such a mongager"

by anti-mong September 21, 2011

serial monogamy

The custom or practice of having one mate at a time. Each relationship may be serious and committed, or not. The term is used in contrast with strict "monogamy", which can imply just one partner over a lifetime.

Not to be confused with cereal monogamy.

People who remarry (and who have exclusive relationships, and who don't cheat) are practicing serial monogamy.

by Grinning Cat January 19, 2015

Mongay

A term referring to the day of the week; Monday. Over emphasizing the disdain for this particular day.

Darn I have a test on Mongay!

Tyrone owes me money! If he ain't paying I'm gonna slap his ass back to Mongay!

by MlKE HAVVK July 7, 2014

Mongatron

Someone with five brain tumors and all the mental disorders

"Why are you talking like an absolute mongatron?"

by JoeboiTheIdiot December 9, 2018

mongdar

'Mongdar" is a portmanteau of 'Monger' & 'Radar' in same vein as Gaydar etc.
It means a heightened sense of when pay to play comes into the sexual arena.

I was hanging in the bar at this Casio in Vegas when this hottie started making eye contact across the room. I was getting excited until I spied a 12 pack of Trojans in her purse and my mongdar went off like a tranny on the Jerry Springer show.

by DinoLarry July 10, 2010

Mogganaut

Large band wagon, driven by Tony Mowbray. Stopping to pick up more Boro fans on a journey away from the brink, towards the promised land of the Premier Leauge. Just like 1986.

Guy #1 "What's the quickest way to get to the Premier League?"

Guy #2 "You're best getting the Mogganaut"

by Lawro September 19, 2011