mong

an extremely disgusting activity in which you rape someone to death, then fill their body up with your semen by continuously raping them, even though they are dead. Then, you jump on their stomach to make the semen squirt out of their pussy.

Bitch, if you don't stop whining, Im going to mong you.

by anonymous April 2, 2005

mong

A Male Thong

I wore a Mong and walked around town in nothing but

by SpriIce June 20, 2004

mong

thong for men, man panties, da-na da-na's *superman style underwear*, etc...

"hey man your dog is chewin up your ol lady's panties"
"fuck those ain't hers those are mine!!"
"what... you rock a mong are you serious!?!?"

by d i z k o 2 0 8 November 3, 2011

mong

a human that lacks in social class, respect,friends and a decent personality. a total moron.

you fucking mong. go drink ur own sludgy poo

by little miss dotty March 20, 2003

mong

noun "mong"

either:

the act of being monged out on a bed or chair

or

a place where it is possible for you to mong

"Eric went for a mong upstairs"

"I've been standing for ages, are there no decent mongs in this shithole?

by Kirkham November 21, 2003

mong

greatest guy in the world.

there's another mong, i want to be just like him!!

by mong November 8, 2003

mong

Originally used in veiled reference to the Coolest Guy on Earth; just as in Jewish scriptures, it is forbidden to reveal the true name of such an omnipotent deity.

Common usage is now to denote an individual whom one believes to be a thin shadow of the true Mong, a small fragment of the greatest being in existence. It is an extreme honor and privilege to be awarded this title; only the best and bravest in any given culture will ever recieve it.

Dude...you're...Mong!

Only Mong could complete such a task.

by MONG April 28, 2004