manchester screwdriver

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.

"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"

by i'mbatman July 14, 2006

Manchester by the sea

A place where every family buys there child a Jeep as soon as they turn 16.. the moms all go to book club together to drink and to gossip about their children and who’s dating who. If you don’t spin the beach in your free time then you really aren’t from manch. Summers revolve around the singing beach and people spending time on yatchs.

Manchester by the sea is where you should live if being preppy is your thing.

by Manchhhhh1234 March 21, 2019

Moncef

Moncef, an arabic name, it means truth and "he who makes difference between good and evil". a kinky man with a good heart, he's a bit awkward, extremely truthful, but all the ladies love him.

Moncef is a great guy, He's like a brother to me

by BronBronCherz September 14, 2020

Manchester United

Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.

Person 1: Which team do you support?
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches

by rohaan's father February 1, 2023

Mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by louiseharp July 31, 2017

Manchester twist

Turning your fist around during male masturbation so as to simulate going from the vagina into the anus.

I was cranking one out hard last night and decided to switch it up with the ol' Manchester twist, it was a tight butthole for sure!

by Rim Tobbs January 17, 2018

Manchester United Top Red

a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.

A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.

A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.

They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’

A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.

Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’

Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.

A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.

Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.

A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.

- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire

- Marcus Rashford

- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player

Regular fan - “I really don’t see the point in playing Maguire, he’s absolutely terrible”

*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!

by Stephen Fatson May 17, 2022