Molly rant

attributed to Molly Wood from the "Buzz Out Loud Podcast" on cnet, a daily technology podcast co-hosted with Tom Merritt. An official Molly rant is a long statement (Molly rants pl. are known to last over a minute) delivered at a fast pace and often pause-less, where Molly Wood would give her opinion(s) on a particular article relating to or arising from a story in the podcast. The speed and length of the statement is often proportional to the amount of displeasure cause to Molly Wood by the Story. Now, a Molly rant is often used to describe any rant delievered in the form of Molly Wood.
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Molly Rant

A raging rant that is completely uncontrollable, usually having to do with price cuts, horrible business practices, or pointless lawsuits. From the podcast "Buzz Out Loud" were the word originated from Molly Wood after a rant about Apple's iPhone price cut.
Tom: "Calm down! The iPhone is just getting another price cut! Don't need to get into a molly rant!"

Molly: "Shush you Linux hippie!"
by Fluffy.the.Destroyer January 3, 2009
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Molly Rant

A rant of epic proportions, often about tech news.
She really went off about the iPhone, that was a real molly rant!
by A Buzz Out Loud Listener October 26, 2007
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molly rant

Antonym, or opposite of, molly-baby-babble
I'd much prefer a molly rant than her incessant babble about her damn baby.
by Girlfriend_in_a_ComaUK November 20, 2007
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