A sugar daddy that isn't quite a sugar daddy. A molasses man is either to poor to be an actual sugar daddy, not dating the person, or both. Another term for a molasses man is stevia friend but molasses man sound better.
by Thecoolestjurassicparkfan July 21, 2023
Get the molasses manmug. A buzzword agile methodology training sold to companies by process consultants as training that won't actually make you any more efficient. Waterfall development being in opposition to agile development.
We hired some consultants to teach us how to synergize and go to market with hockey stick growth, but they just sold us a molasses waterfall and now I'm laid off.
by boi_squeeze April 21, 2017
Get the molasses waterfallmug. I tried running this morning but hit a molasses barrier. I think I'll have to try something else in my diet, cause my body just didn't want to work.
by Permanant Harassment Zone February 6, 2012
Get the molasses barriermug. consumed in large quantities in raisin and plain servings. ass puke follows shortly after consumption.
by foug January 11, 2005
Get the molasses cookiesmug. The STD you might contract if you perform sexual intercourse with any member of the band Vampire Weekend, and use molasses instead of lube.
Last night Rostam and I were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn't have any lube. There was some molasses in his kitchen soo... Put two and two together. Now I have Molasses Contra.
I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.
I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.
by VampireWeekendLoverAS December 6, 2010
Get the Molasses Contra.mug. by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009
Get the Slower than molassesmug. Carol: “Guess what! I can now go to London to perform in the ballet!”
Nikki: “Sweet sticky molasses! That’s amazing!!”
Nikki: “Sweet sticky molasses! That’s amazing!!”
by -Sunshine May 19, 2018
Get the Sweet Sticky Molassesmug.