Anyone keen for a couple of moisties after work?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?
by Sheriff Sherry March 07, 2019
A alternate form of salty meant with more hostile intent. It's derogatory and is mainly used to refer to someone who is acting bitter, petty, irrationally angry, and other similar variations of salt. Moisty can also be used to refer to someone who is acting like a lil bitch or pussy.
by Italian_Mustache May 09, 2016
A Moistie can be compared to that of the similar definition Stiffy, but in relation to a woman. generally the fluid is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.
by jbbjshlws November 25, 2008
n. attractive, young, and innocent-looking female. Can be traced to Hawaiian infotech emigres to the San Francisco Bay Area circa 1995.
by Witness10mm August 10, 2005
When a female is participating in a non-sexual, feminine activity that abruptly results in the female getting wet by herself or while in the company of her female friend/friends.
Moisty is the female equivalents of a Broner
Moisty is the female equivalents of a Broner
I cleaned my house so well that it gave me a moisty.
Cindy, the way you baked that cake gave me a moisty.
Shanana, you did my weave so good it gave me a moisty.
Cindy, the way you baked that cake gave me a moisty.
Shanana, you did my weave so good it gave me a moisty.
by LU SAACS November 03, 2009
one who is being bitchy, annoying, salty, dumb, douche-ish, or an arrogant ass-hole
one who is ignored by the whole group as tho anything they say is insignificant or they merely don't exist.
one who is ignored by the whole group as tho anything they say is insignificant or they merely don't exist.
"Brad, you're being extra moisty today"
"N*ck is moisty"
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Mitch: hey moisty
N*ck: yeah?
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Mitch: Dude, you're a moist ass bitch"
Anthony: yeah, moisty
"N*ck is moisty"
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Mitch: hey moisty
N*ck: yeah?
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Mitch: Dude, you're a moist ass bitch"
Anthony: yeah, moisty
by MoistyLovers November 17, 2011
Function: noun
1: A cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiast who posts fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of various science fiction works on the Internet’s Moist Board.
2: An executive member of the Illuminati.
3: A hater of cockatiels.
4: A rabid fan of David Hasselhoff.
5: A highly skilled cell phone hacker.
6: All of the above.
1: A cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiast who posts fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of various science fiction works on the Internet’s Moist Board.
2: An executive member of the Illuminati.
3: A hater of cockatiels.
4: A rabid fan of David Hasselhoff.
5: A highly skilled cell phone hacker.
6: All of the above.
by AuntyMouse April 22, 2009