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Moistie

n. attractive, young, and innocent-looking female. Can be traced to Hawaiian infotech emigres to the San Francisco Bay Area circa 1995.
You shoulda seen da hella moisties at that Tibetan Freedom Concert in Golden Gate Park last week.
by Witness10mm September 3, 2005
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Moisty

When a female is participating in a non-sexual, feminine activity that abruptly results in the female getting wet by herself or while in the company of her female friend/friends.

Moisty is the female equivalents of a Broner
I cleaned my house so well that it gave me a moisty.

Cindy, the way you baked that cake gave me a moisty.

Shanana, you did my weave so good it gave me a moisty.
by LU SAACS November 3, 2009
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Moisty

one who is being bitchy, annoying, salty, dumb, douche-ish, or an arrogant ass-hole

one who is ignored by the whole group as tho anything they say is insignificant or they merely don't exist.
"Brad, you're being extra moisty today"

"N*ck is moisty"
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Mitch: hey moisty
N*ck: yeah?
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Mitch: Dude, you're a moist ass bitch"
Anthony: yeah, moisty
by MoistyLovers November 17, 2011
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Moistie

Function: noun

1: A cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiast who posts fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of various science fiction works on the Internet’s Moist Board.

2: An executive member of the Illuminati.

3: A hater of cockatiels.

4: A rabid fan of David Hasselhoff.

5: A highly skilled cell phone hacker.

6: All of the above.
The Moistie’s are cool, but they have a long list of bannable offenses at their bulletin board.
by AuntyMouse April 22, 2009
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Moistie

A moistie is a rediculously HOT young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. Moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get 'played'. Every hot girl was once a moistie (See Moistie Alumni) or will be a moistie (See Moistie Cadet).

Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.
Clean, moistie...
Suck, moistie...
Go home, moistie...
by NastyNas December 20, 2004
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moisties

The forward and backward two finger movement, simulating

vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.
"Hey you there", "MOISTIES". (moisties action included).
by Mj Nehh September 29, 2010
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moisties

by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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