moisterest

its a real word

I told you moisterest was a real word

by moistman1717 June 3, 2017

Moisten Bint

Rather sexist English slang word for woman.

Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.

by smooveb98 June 29, 2011

Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"

Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.

by Homozygus February 19, 2012

eyeball moistener

Eye drops help your eyes become moist and makes them nice and smooth for looking at things. They prevent your eyes from itching and scratching, because of the lack of moist.

oil is to a squeaky door as eyeball moistener is to eyes

by whatspoppin008 March 10, 2022

The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout

doing dabs out of a hookers ass on hot days.

It's a perfect rainy, hot day for The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout. That will ease my anxiety.

by JustinDA July 10, 2022

moisten the oreo

A waterbug that isnt in water.

"HOW DID THAT WATERBUG MOISTEN THE OREO??"

by MyEggrole May 28, 2016

moisten sauce

Another term for a girl getting wet

She really made a lot of moisten sauce when I went down on her

by The Vagoo Snatcher January 26, 2017