mistbeard

A mask of the gods

I am a member of the mistbeard church

by CorbinSmith August 23, 2017

moistence

My Fortnight gamer tag. The term moistence refers to the phrase Fuck Bitches get money. Baller is Life. The term can also be used when a guy fucks a girl who has a dry pussy making her moist.

boi, Moistence fucked me up last night

by Moistence May 12, 2018

Moistened frogeyes

When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.

"oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes."

by 92490sw May 17, 2019

moistment

Ointment that makes you moist

I sure could use some moistment right now

by Scalli September 20, 2020

Moisteaddison

Hey who is moisteaddison?
The most toxic fan page on tiktok

Moisteaddison is the most toxic fan page on tiktok

by Jade.lol November 3, 2021

Moisten Bint

Rather sexist English slang word for woman.

Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.

by smooveb98 June 29, 2011

mistreanu

A total dickwad and a dumbass that doesnt know what he is doing.

Look mistreanu is under that guys bed!!

What a fukin gay boy

by Fittyman42069 March 5, 2020