A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.
"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".
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Get the Jacob Rees-Mogg mug.The victim of an attempt to be displaced as the Alpha Male by a more sexually attractive male. The Moggee will then proceed to Mate-Guard due to the Mogger picking up attention from his girlfriend or love interest.
Dave: I was heightmogged so bad at the Gym yesterday, some 6'4 tank came next to me whilst I was on the bench press and started showing off to my girl. I had to mate-guard her as she was getting interested.
Justin: Damn you really need to stay further apart from these guys at the Gym and stop being a moggee
Justin: Damn you really need to stay further apart from these guys at the Gym and stop being a moggee
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