Kurtis mogg

Cone head

Kurtis mogg

by Noconehead June 5, 2020

Jacob Rees-Mogg

A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.

"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".

by Scrzabble October 18, 2020

Moggee

The victim of an attempt to be displaced as the Alpha Male by a more sexually attractive male. The Moggee will then proceed to Mate-Guard due to the Mogger picking up attention from his girlfriend or love interest.

Dave: I was heightmogged so bad at the Gym yesterday, some 6'4 tank came next to me whilst I was on the bench press and started showing off to my girl. I had to mate-guard her as she was getting interested.

Justin: Damn you really need to stay further apart from these guys at the Gym and stop being a moggee

by The Dank Meme August 1, 2020

moggee

the name of alyce's three-legged cat

MOGGEE! come on moggee, DINNER!

by alex blows donkeys September 14, 2003

mogg

alex's favourite food

matt-hey alex...lets go grab tacos
alex- no matt....im hungry for mogg
kat- yer...im the moggee
matt-ok then....you may kiss my shoe now alex
alex- ok....*kiss*

by afro turtle September 22, 2003

Mogg

A brush used to clean and/or unblock toilets

“Mum, the toilet is blocked”

“Use your Mogg to unblock it, it’s already covered in crap and only good for one purpose”

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“I’m looking for something to clean my toilet with”

“What you need is a Mogg, madam. They come in white, old white, whiter than white so you can really see the crap on them”

by Jacob reese mogg’s mum March 28, 2022

mogg grogg

A person who's name is Mogg and acts like he's on grogg

That Mogg is such a Mogg grogg

by AlexTheGreger February 1, 2017