moffice

A man office. An office or workspace, usually located in the home, designed by and for a man. The moffice includes features and amenities that support a man's lifestyle - such as posters on the wall, big screen TV, comfortable seating, and even a kegerator. It's where a man goes to work.

Similar: Mancave in a more business-like setting.

-Dude, are you going to be working later?

-Yeah, I'm working out of my moffice today. Come by for a beer since I'm about to send in my report.

by wland July 12, 2011

Moffitt

A girl or guy who refuses to accept that she is beautiful/he is handsome, and Moffitts are amazingly smart and wise. He is a wonderful friend and is recommended that you find a Moffitt, for they are quite rare. You can trust him with everything, but his only weakness is that he is too loyal and kind hearted.
You need a Moffitt in your life.

That Moffitt is a tricky person to figure out. But really loyal.

by ThatCrazyFox247 September 8, 2020

moffie

south african slang for someone whos acting or is gay

Fuck off if your gonna be a moffie

by kendall October 22, 2003

joseph maffei

Floppy haired old guy who likes rolled up sleeves and social Studies

Are you trying to act like Joseph Maffei

by Baby Blake February 3, 2017

moffee

pronouced like "coffee" but with a "M" instead of a "C"

to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa

a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir

experiment to your liking

Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!

by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006

Moffeldiertje

A "moffeldiertje" is someone who is head over heels in love and can't stop thinking about him/her.

Omg, she is such a moffeldiertje. She literally can't stop thinking about him!

by Djarrie December 1, 2022

moffit

To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.

Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.

That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.

by Mark Echo January 27, 2010