meticulous

One who is is so consumed with details and perfetion that they spend more time "perfecting things" than actually living!

They slow everyone down, and cause even the most patient of people to explode in a fit of screaming rage yelling "hurry the %@#* up!"

Tom is so meticulous that it takes him 15 minutes to brush his teeth, and another 30 to floss!

by Anonymous November 20, 2003

lake monticello

lets see, lake monticello. a 14 mile radius community in virginia with over 10,000 people. everyone is in everyone elses business and the place is run by retired people. how fun.

old guy: lets take the diving board out of the pool at lake monticello so theres no chance for those kids to have ANY fun!

by leeannepelzduh March 30, 2007

Meticulously Disheveled

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.

I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.

by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010

meticular

adjective; conjunction of two words commonly heard spoken in the african american community.
composed of meticulous and particular

"She very meticular about how she do things."

by heidi h December 31, 2007

morticia

A character from The Addams Family. Usually refers to a grim and scary woman.

- That goth scares me big time.
- Yeah, she's a real Morticia...

by Adanedhel May 14, 2005

meticulate

Another word for meticulous.

Look how meticulate he is with washing his car.

by AimeeH November 4, 2015

mortician

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

by Jamie June 23, 2004