Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".

"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"

by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009

Bi-monocultural

Bi-monocultural People come from Two different Cultural backgrounds but they only look like one Culture more than the other.

I'm Bi-monocultural meaning I come from two backgrounds but I look like one culture.

by Spokentruth November 29, 2019

monochromatic

A personality type which is incapable of processing a broad spectrum of thought and only perceives issues in an all-or-nothing black or white context. Closed-minded. Obtuse.

That's a really abstract concept, but you may not want to tell Joe about it. He's pretty monochromatic and won't get it.

by Hot East February 20, 2009

hot monocle

Were a man ejaculates onto a womans eye causing pain.

"Give me a hot monocle"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"

by Sexmeister May 2, 2006

Monochromophobia

Fear and resulting dislike of black-and-white or monochrome photographs and/or motion pictures. Generally overrides any other consideration. Most often observed when dealing with feature films, and is often seen in conjunction with a severe aversion to films produced prior to 1975.
A suffer is described as being a monochromophobe.

You really need to get over your monochromophobia, Ryan.
Matt is such a monochromophobe.

by jb17kx November 30, 2006

Monocelebprick

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.

Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

monoctrination

to hold a monopoly on indoctrination and claim that any rejection of such indoctrination is 'blasphemy'

Gary : you know I think religion is just a bunch of lies

Father Gordon : HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR 'GOD' YOU BLASPHEMER!

Gary : your attempt to silence me for disagreeing with you with a word created by your 'religion' is an epic fail, yeah whatever, your monoctrination stops here, and now.

by RandomBastard December 19, 2008