Moistivity

The measure/estimation/feeling of how moist an object is.

Would you like to feel the moistivity of my lips.

by #1_funfan December 1, 2016

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modestina

Modestina is the coolest girl you will meet. Although she has dated many people she is still the most loyal and smart person ever. You can call her Tina though. It makes her feel powerful. You always want a Modestina in your life.

Oh Tina yeah did you know her name was Modestina?!?!

by Pineapple-taco girl April 21, 2019

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Moistiest

To have the soggiest, damp, flooded pussy at a party.

YO JESSICA HAD THE MOISTIEST MOISTY AT BRADS PARTY LAST NIGHT.

by moistiest bad bitch April 24, 2020

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Moisticle

Noun-{mois•tickle}

Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)

1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents

Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event

Noun
1. Those cops last night were such moiticles!!
2. -Oh no, are those headlights moist or non-moist?

- Yeah that is a cop car, oh no!
3. I don't think the moisticle has ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life!
Adj.
1. -So, how did it go last night?
-Oh, it was so Moisticular!

by V-sloth September 25, 2020

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Moistie Alumni

A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a moistie when she was 16. She is said to have 'graduated' from Moistie University after taking the appropriate, hilariously named, 'classes'.

Joe: "Hey there"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"

by NastyNas December 20, 2004

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