Westside Modesto

Westside Modesto is one of the most Ghetto parts of Modesto California but also one of the most funniest places you can be on a Saturday night because its 5 partys on each street so the police don't even care and they don't shut it down only if its shooting or fights which happens sometimez also Modesto High is in Westside Modesto in out there you'll still see hella scrapers,Dudez goin hyphy just like East Oakland but this is a big gang area for Surenos,Nortes and crips so be careful what colors you wear but other than that Westside Modesto is the place To be on A boring saturday with nothing to do...

Yesterday i went to a smackin party in Westside Modesto

by Modestokid209 June 15, 2009

Modesto Dude!

1. battle cry heard in Call of Duty or Battlefields.

2. When something sick happens in Modesto.

I saw someone get robbed today!" Where at? "In Modesto Dude!"

by Harry Potter's Daddy November 7, 2010

Modesto Christian

A private school in modesto known for recruiting athletes, mainly basketball players, throughout the central valley that enjoys beating up on small schools and losing to teams of equal or slightly worst talent.

Modesto Christian has 3 players on their team going to D 1 schools, another playing small college ball, and one of the top freshman in the nation i think its guanteed they will win division 4 state title.

Don't get too excited they lost to Branson a team comprised of less talented white guys that actually plays defense.

by Modestoian October 9, 2009

San Modesto

A dreamy California town filled with palm trees, beautiful beaches, and beautiful women in bikinis.

Me and my buddies taking a weekend trip out to San Modesto to get some ladies!

by D Flawless January 30, 2022

Modesto Mouthpeice

To lay a girl on her back, straddle her face then pushing not one, but both balls into her mouth. This move is considered complete when the man rod is resting on her forehead, between her eyes, in the 12 o'clock position.

"Did you get any last night from Sally?"

"Nah but i gave her a Modesto Mouthpeice when she would shut the fuck up"

by vrocket December 9, 2008

Modesto Christian

A Bible based school formed in 1962 in Modesto, CA. A great education, but sadly with a price of dealing with hypocrites throughout the faculty and students.

Modesto Christian is a private school.

by jadedincalifornia May 15, 2009

Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!

Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019