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mobene

An incredibly attractive man. Usually above 6'5"... his only downfall is his extreme whiteness. Mobenes are usually covered in a thick pelt of hair, making it somewhat difficult to locate his massive penis. Mobenes get more pussy than you ever will. Mobenes are also very rare. There are only a handful of them on earth.
Did you see that sexy caveman? He's TOTALLY a Mobene.

sexy, hairy, penis, tall white
by jimmmmygoriilla May 20, 2015
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mo-bese

more obese than the average obese person.
Detroit is the 4th most mo-bese city in the US.
by lovemorningx May 25, 2010
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s'mo'bese

(pronounced Suh-moe-beese) Literally, Some more obese. 1.) Used to describe the weight class above merely obese. 2.)Typically characterized by rolls of fat on arms and legs accompanied by constant heavy breathing.
Dear God, that isn't a van, it's a person! That guy isn't just obese, he's s'mo'bese!
by Hagswan-Swanhag July 17, 2006
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McBese

The state of being fat, obese, tubby for reasons within your own control.
As in, when it is your fault you're fat as hell.
(Like, from eating McDonald's all the time)
"That mcbese-ass bitch ain't exactly going to win a beauty pageant any time soon."
by SteveSteveSteveSteveSteve October 24, 2008
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mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.
Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter
by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022
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Morbese

A person who likes Morbius (they are obese)
"Yo, you seen Joe? he's such a Morbese.
by ChuddieSucker March 10, 2023
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yeet my geet mobeet

some dumbass dance emily try’s to have everyone do
emily- “hey i have a question

everyone- “what”

emily- “do you want me to teach you how to yeet your geet mobeet?”

everyone- “shut the fuck up no one wants to learn that dumbass dance”

yeet my geet mobeet- emily’s dumbass dance
by Heatherheay October 1, 2019
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