Misery Wank

To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.

I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!

by Kingbot December 30, 2008

sement mixer

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

by jFET January 19, 2014

turd of misery

1)A turd that causes severe pain during it's exit. One may even think that it is coming out sideways it is so painful.
2)A person that lives to cause problems for other people. They get off on causing misery for other people, especially their supervisors. A turd of misery is despised by most people around them.

1)Doo#1: You were in the bathroom for quite awhile...and why are you sweating?
Doo#2: Man, I had a turd of Misery. It was brutal.

2)Larry is such a turd of misery...someone should kick his ass.

by Doodadoo May 23, 2007

mixey

A drink at a party that just slaps so hard. You mixed all the right exact alch and bevs into one amazing cup. Be proud of your mixey

is that a mixey? gimme a sip

by gpastttttt June 5, 2020

Scatalina Wine Mixer

When an ordinary kickback turns into an all out, but totally awesome, scat party and orgy.

Everyone makes it a point to attend Frank's parties. They always turn into more than just a kickback. Last month his Netflix and chill turned into an all out Scatalina Wine Mixer.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

miseryguts

A word describing a person who is against having any sort of fun at any time.

Man #1: "No hanging off the chandelier!"
Man #2: "Miseryguts!"

by xcarex July 30, 2007

Mixer Ball

A ball played into a crowded penalty area, usually before a game of football takes place.

(ball is crossed into box)
Shouts of: Mixxeerrr baaall As everyone attacks the ball, usually with head or acrobatic volley. This is called a mixer ball.

by mixerr July 21, 2010