Oven Mitts

Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "Mitts" for short.

"Kelly Gray plays guitar like he's wearing a pair of oven mitts."

by Spuds McVest June 22, 2013

the mitts

A term used to describe a hot person. Derived from the saying "She's so hot you have to take her out with oven mitts." This term is reminiscent of old sayings like "the bee's knees" or "the cat's pajamas." Since its creation, it has been adapted to refer to anything that is very good or cool.

About a hot person:
Terrence: Did you see that smokin' hot girl freak dancing on me?
Nicholas: Yeah she was the mitts.

About anything:
Daniel: Dear God. Look at the size of that broadsword. I must have it.
Nicholas: Yeah, that thing is the mitts.

by Rich LeFevre March 2, 2009

archbishop mitty

honestly ass at sports. teachers are bleh and the deans are mean as shit

bill: imma go to archbishop mitty
sam: good luck the deans will kill you

by ilovetoeatpu$$y! November 3, 2018

Mittstorm

A blizzard of bullshit from one, Willard Mitt Romney.

Did you see that debate? What a Mittstorm!

by eleventy4 October 23, 2012

Walter Mitty

A person who claims to be special forces but really isnt

Homeless Walter mitty with uniform: Can ya spare some change.
Random man: Fuck off you disgrace

by Gryuhdyiokjgd Jkoifyogsd January 21, 2018

Shit Mitts

To not wash your hands after wiping your ass.

I just watched the boss leave the bathroom without washing his hands. Do not lend him your pen - he has shit mitts!

by The Psychologist February 17, 2007

Emo Mitts

Glove like hand and arm coverings (With or without fingers) that cover the Emo wearers self mutilation acts, such as cutting and scars from said acts.

Kid 1: "Hey, Jane is wearing her emo mitts today. She must have done some serious damage to her arms last night."

OR

Doctor: "Ok Jane, take off those emo mitts and lets see the extent of your cutting."

by Alleymac February 12, 2009