Skip to main content

Mistress

A girl on the side, usually a married guys girl on the side.
Having a girl on the side means a guy has 2 girls. A guy who has none has no mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
mugGet the Mistress mug.

Mistress

I'm married but I love my "mistress" more
by TheRealFerro December 17, 2014
mugGet the Mistress mug.

mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.
I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.
by p mammen January 24, 2013
mugGet the mistressing mug.

Mistress

I am mistress sex slave and she tell me what to do so I please her
by Lick her April 20, 2015
mugGet the Mistress mug.

Mistress

Mistress: "The Miss between the Mister and the Mattress"
My recent ex girlfriend told me she felt like my Mistress as athough my old relationship is completely over and has been for years, I am still a "room mate" with that person and our daughter as we sort things out.. I would see her, we would do things together, have fun, then I would have to come home to my house with my other ex still in it.. not the best way to start a relationship..

She got tired of being the Mistress while I was working on sorting things out..

I still get a chuckle when I think of this!

My Mistress is no more.. I'm gonna "Miss" her but am ready to find me another Mistress to be happy with!
by DisKimBobulated September 4, 2011
mugGet the Mistress mug.

Mistress

A guy would actually have to have a lover/wife/girl to have a mistress. A guy who does not have one girl certainly does not have 2, and is therefore not a womanizer.
A guy who has never had a girlfriend his entire life has a hard time coming off as a womanizer even if he's trying. At some point people will find out the guy is not a pimp and doesn't really even know what to do with a girl, let alone a mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019
mugGet the Mistress mug.

Sinistrous Mistress

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.
by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011
mugGet the Sinistrous Mistress mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email