by Daniel Dorman June 21, 2017
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Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?
Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!
Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!
by Quincy42 June 30, 2022
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When a male masturbates and ejaculates and try to get on towel but hits the floor or somewhere other than the towel he was aiming at.
Andrew: so embarrased, dont even want to say what happened.
John: what happen? you missed the towel?
Andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim
John: what happen? you missed the towel?
Andrew: man yeah need to work on my aim
by andrewpaulos111 July 26, 2010
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the phrase is said and then put into action, missing at the point when there would normaly be an connection.
the phrase is said and then put into action, missing at the point when there would normaly be an connection.
by booooooob January 24, 2007
Get the missed high five mug.When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.
Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.
Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.
Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."
Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.
Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."
by babyzierad December 13, 2009
Get the Missed Opportunity mug.When one conjures up an excuse of sorts to get out of an unenjoyable event. You can "miss the bus" on dentists appointments, weddings, birthdays, school dances, or say swim practices.
Leesa: I missed the bus on Emma's party, but its okay it looked lame.
Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.
Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.
Izi: Are you going to the football game?
Rebecca: No, I think I'm gonna miss the bus.
Tori: It sucks that you weren't at setbuilding, we had so much fun.
Charlotte: Darn it, maybe I shouldn't have missed the bus.
by emdods536 January 26, 2009
Get the Missed The Bus mug.A missed opportunity, needless error, mistake or accident based on:
-slipping.
-not paying attention to the important details.
-ignorance or confusion.
-slipping.
-not paying attention to the important details.
-ignorance or confusion.
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Missed assignments usually are non-excusive, especially if the nigga knows what he's/she's up to.
EXAMPLE: FOOTBALL LINGO
Missed tackles and missed assignments hurts defense for win.
A missed assignment on a linebacker caused the sack on the quarterback to happen.
Missed assignments usually are non-excusive, especially if the nigga knows what he's/she's up to.
EXAMPLE: FOOTBALL LINGO
Missed tackles and missed assignments hurts defense for win.
A missed assignment on a linebacker caused the sack on the quarterback to happen.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 7, 2010
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