your in a public place with your friends a jacked guy is walkin around you go "look at muscles marinara over there"
by stillskinsohwahohwah February 6, 2007
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Mike "The Situation" has beach muscles. He looks strong but if he ever got in a fight with someone who was actually tough he would get his ass beat because he only has Beach Muscles.
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by Danielle Smiles January 26, 2009
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by MuricanBoi December 24, 2020
Get the Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential mug.If someone has disco muscles its means they are a guy who only trains his biceps, pecs, and abs. People with disco muscles normally wear a t-shirt one size too small, and have a hunched over appearance because they don't workout their back.
by anonymous6737 January 31, 2009
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by miketrudat June 1, 2010
Get the beer muscles mug.The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are - often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.
After consuming a few glasses of 20% port, Ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. Obviously he had port muscles.
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