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mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!
by vinny125125 September 9, 2010
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micalle

Person: Micalle is such a dweeb
by Dogs2010 December 9, 2018
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miscable

Thy almighty Miscable, also known as apprving, is an instagram editor that makes nice edit yes.
guy 1: bro heard that bout miscable guy?
guy 2: yes, he does edits mm yes
by miscable December 25, 2019
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Miscellangelo

Noun.
An artist/crafter who works on lots of things in a random/disorganised and enthusiastic way. An artist with ADHD maybe.

Note : Michelangelo probably had ADHD himself, based on things people he knew said about him, and what we know about his work.
« I’m an artist yup, but more like a miscellangelo than anything, you know ? »

« Saule is a real miscellangelo if I know any »
by Saule Maroussault May 23, 2021
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Mascalls

Mascalls is the worst or second worst school in Kent even though they “apparently” get good gsce results every year and is filled with people who want to be rapper or people with 0 social skills
Do not go to mascalls unless you are a wanna be chav
by No one 6942000 August 15, 2021
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anal miscalculation

not to be confused with anal fraud

1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.
dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"

eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"
by rampage eddie June 3, 2013
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Hanes Miscalculation

(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.

Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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