milkin' the weasel

It is what one has to resort to after a long night of trying to pump the panties off of a bitch with drinks and compliments but can never seem to succeed in closing the deal. Therefore you reluctantly go home alone and pop in a porno then attempt to "squeeze one off" by jerking and stroking the weasel,sometimes fast sometimes slow, AHHHHH....... What a relief.

Shit bro,last night I caught Todd milkin' the weasel. I knew it would come to that after I seen his no gaming ass get struck out at the club. Poor sorry son of a bitch.

by squirtdonkeys February 01, 2007

brownie-milkin

jacking off while pooping.

damn that boy brownie-milkin, he must be down bad.

by bigbackgirl June 12, 2025

Wagon Milkins

A person who is careless or clumsy in action.

Don`t give it to her, she`s Wagon Milkins

by 4string June 06, 2010

Milkin it

When you're tired or bored With your job,and you just want to kickback and relax but get paid for it.

Look at Brian hiding in that box milkin it while we stay working,what a loser.

by JayCInBerdooCali September 10, 2020

Milkin

Another Port Melbourne word. The word means to be doing alright. Commonly used by the Bear. 🐻

Boys... I’m milkin

by What’s doin n nat? November 12, 2021

Milkin

When a girl has big boobies that jiggle in the wind, she looks like she has big milky sucky sucky inside of booby wooby.

Lorcan: "i saw this girl the other day with massive boobs, i just wanted to suck them

sonny: "Damn bro"

Lorcan: "yeah she was MILKIN"

by masculineFemdawg December 10, 2021

Reverse Milkin'

This term has been in use for many years among a small group of elitist to mean to push in, pump in, fill or the opposite of coming out/of.

Rachael: The handle needs Reverse Milkin'

(it was the original terminology used because the toilet handle needed to be pushed in, in order to work)

by Razyk September 29, 2011