Cock milking

This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.

‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

MILFISY

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck If She (was) Younger.

Sam: Hey, check out my bio prof.
Johnny: Would you hit that?
Sam: Meh. She's a MILFISY.

by Sewer Rats September 17, 2012

milfunction

A place where hot moms gather

Caleb: You trynna hit up this target with me?
Jonny: Hell yeah! That place is a milfunction

by Pen10 July 4, 2021

Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016

milking studs

A male strip club located in Austin, Texas.

I dance nightly at the male male strip club called Milking Studs, and I swear you bought a dance from me.

by definition guy2610 March 11, 2017

milking a dead rat

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).

1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.

by buches October 9, 2012

Bull Milking

1. The process of capturing semen from male cattle for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2. Sexual stimulation of a male by a partner's hand.

It takes a brave man to be part of a bull milking team.

by Woolburr December 2, 2007