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Website Midwife

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Noun: a person that produces or aids in producing a new website.
I love your new site. It has excellent search engine placement, loads quick, great graphics…who’s your website midwife?
by AL!CE @ i Birth websites March 7, 2010
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1. Shitting in one's own hand.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in shit and continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.
'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'
by Tund March 6, 2008
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Midlife Crisis

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When a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them.
Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?"

Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!"

Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow."

Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for."

Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for."

Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy."
by Zastro November 28, 2009
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mid-wife crisis

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When a married woman with kids hits 40, decides its a good time in her life to attempt re-living her 20s, bails on her marriage of multiple years and proceeds to dive off the deep end of craziness, partying, and dating any guy who will pay attention to her.
Dude, don't talk to that chick. She's gone insane, and she's knee-deep in a mid-wife crisis!
by awestruck September 3, 2013
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Modwife

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A Modwife refers to women who have embraced multi-option lives over more traditional or feminist roles, and who allow, or encourage multi-option lives for their husbands. This in contrast to feminist and traditional roles which often insists the woman or wife should set the tempo of all relationship matters and the man should simply fall into line instead of mansplaining etc. The modwife is a true libertarian within relationships.
My wife is a modwife, she actually encourages me to have as many options as she has.
by David Thomas January 24, 2020
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Midlife Crisis

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The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.
Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.
by maxaddicted August 30, 2010
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Midlife crisis

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When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool
I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.
by Ionlyspeakthetruth90 November 9, 2018
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