Medieval

1. A period of time most often associated with the dark ages, particularly from the 11th to the 15th centuries.
2. An agressive action, usually in retaliation of an earlier action.

"knights did a lot of crusading in medieval times."
"I'm gonna go medieval on your ass!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

Medieval Dickweed

The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).

King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.

by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by weave October 7, 2003

get medieval

Exactly what the damn title says! This means to go Spanish Inquisition on someone's ass: thumbscrews, hooks, hot irons, needles, and anything else that reminds you of Saw or Hostel. Just picture Hellraiser, and you're Mr.Pinhead. The person you go medieval on is your own poor Frank Cotton.

Coined by Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction, towards the hillbilly who went Deliverance on his rear.

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

by rock e. maivia February 22, 2007

Get medieval on your ass

To get so hard on someone that it feels like medieval torture perhaps useing similar methods.

Tell us where you keep your all of your coke before we get medieval on your ass.

by Deep blue 2012 March 7, 2010

Medievaling

The act of attending every Medieval Faire possible. You'll even drive long distances in order to attend even more Medieval Faires.

Jane isn't going out with us this weekend. She's out Medievaling again.

by Lady_Jane January 17, 2011

Mideval cock and ball torture

While having extreme anal, with your best friend. Your bestie violently jumps up into the air and then slams him/herself onto the concrete floor, while you have both your cock and balls inside of your bestie.

Jackson: Dude Mark gave suck hardcore mideval cock and ball torture to me last night during the family reunion.
Dave: Isn't Mark your dad?
Jackson: and my best friend.
Dave: He must've slammed his thiccness so hard on the concrete

by Xanderpander7 July 18, 2019