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Midwest City High School

a dumb school. the freshmen are fucking idiots who think they run the place and the sophomores always simp for them. the juniors are annoying and all they love blasting music with their windows down. the seniors are cool doe. the teachers are persistent as all hell and the bitches aren't even fine; all they do is eat hot chip, be bisexual, lie, twerk, charge they phone, and eat mcdonald. the games are fun to go to. if you like hearing the n-word 100 times a day then i would recommend it. don’t use the vending machines.
yeah my uncle went to that Midwest City High School.
by totallynotafreshmen January 24, 2020
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Midwestern Goodbye

A midwestern goodbye is like purgatory. There is no escape.
When you're little it happens like this:

You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED

Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy

You: Okay :)

*7 hours later*

Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired

Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer

Your daddy: I'm driving pal

Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then

Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*

*3 hours later*

Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.

Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya

Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.

*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*
by The Only Reliable Cowgirl March 7, 2023
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Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP)

Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP)

Pronounced: Mc-Pee

innocent, pure, conservative yet fun loving girl from the midwestern states. Typically goes to Catholic school, generally all-girls. Reluctant to hook up at first suggesting high morals but a freak in the sheets and very easily corruptible once she breaks through with the first immoral act.
Damn, that girl Kate is such a Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP). She says her family goes to church every sunday morning but she's down to fuck on the beach.
by PuntaCana4ever April 23, 2011
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Midwest Nice

A concept that is not well understood in coastal areas of the United States or frankly anywhere next to an ocean. It is a manner of non-confrontationally addressing a situation that is somehow annoying in a passive-aggressive manner that is subtle enough to be considered friendly.

For example, if someone says "You're fine" it almost certainly means you're doing something to annoy them. "Let me sneak past you" means you're someone's way." "I can wait" means you need to hurry up. "You sure that's a good idea?" means it is not a good idea, and you look stupid.
I dropped some Midwest Nice on this guy from Maryland. He error coded 404 because he was unsure if I was being nice or just wanted him to make a damn decision already.
by tiredafman September 8, 2020
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midwest express

The act of two midwesterners talking to the first person they meet in a bar and leaving within 5 minutes to go have sex.
Did they know each other beforehand or was it a Midwest express?
by Midwestexpress69 September 13, 2019
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Midwest Sucks

The belief that the middle of the United States is inferior to the east,west,south,north coastal areas.
Comedians say it a lot when they are doing shows on the coasts."The Midwest sucks.I was in South Dakota last week and asked some of the backstage people if they had a lot of Jews and they said"yup we have apple,grape all kinds of juice".
by MP5 July 9, 2010
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Midwest Mudbomb

A sexual act where one person lies face down on the floor. The other person sits perpendicularly on the other person's butt. The two people then spread their cheeks, inch their buttholes as close as they can to one another, and proceed to pass gas into each other's buttholes.
I met this girl at the bar last night. But I didn't want to cheat on Susan. So we just did a Midwest Mudbomb.
by Manimalmax May 9, 2020
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