microtian

A person with Microtia who is effected with one or both ears closed with a grading system 1-3, other effects have been noted but not limited. - phase coined by Alexander Barker a left side Microtian

I am a Microtian. We are Microtians. Microtians are usually deaf on one side.

by Barkesh Goodkat September 19, 2015

Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009

Microfiche

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.

After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.

by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011

Microdick

a small penis

My mom has a microdick

by wilmur5544 February 13, 2019

MicroDickCockPenis

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.

Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

by toasterstrudel1234 June 18, 2010

microtia

Microtia is a deformity in the ears in English it means 'small ear'

Thar boy has microtia

by Dizzy whitehall December 8, 2013

microfiction

A short story, usually no more than 300 words, becoming more and more popular on the Internet. One suspects that the technology of portable readers has helped this genre along. Also known as "flash fiction." Wikipedia offers Aesop's Fables as some of the earliest and best-known microfictions.

One ancient and respected microfiction is Aesop's "The Fox and the Grapes," whence we get the expression "sour grapes."

by Smartjanitor April 24, 2014