Microfucked

Screwed over by Microsoft's buggy software.

I tried to email you that file, but i got 'Microfucked'

by paulio2020 July 8, 2020

micropwned

When a voice gets distorted by a low-quality microphone.

I was on Skype with Jerry last night, and he was just constantly being micropwned.

by thej2 May 12, 2007

micropreneur

A person who assumes the risk of starting and running a business. This person usually maintains a full time or part time job to support personal expenses.

A side hustle.

An event promoter

An online boutique owner

Mary is a micropreneur that works full time at Greatclips during the weekday, while she also owns and operates a full service hair salon on the weekend

by Michele Moore October 29, 2013

micropeen

Adjective for a very small penis.

You have a micropeen.

by jenk February 23, 2005

microfucked

Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.

Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.

Aww Fuck! The meat has been microfucked, lets just get some takeaway...

by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 17, 2011

Microtuber

someone who owns a youtube acount but has under 15 videos and under 1000 subscribers, which means most middle schoolers. usually the videos are fairly random and dumb, but can be funny.

Dave - "oh my god this video on youtube is freaking hilarious."
John - "wow, dude that guy's a total Microtuber. he has 4 videos and 56 subscribers."

by amazawali96 June 3, 2009

The Micropussy

Name of a Mini Cooper driven by Gaynor when the Range Rover is out of action

Have you seen the sheer speed of the micropussy?

by popegaynor June 30, 2022