microwave-meal mate

Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,

it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.

Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.

Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.

by kaneeky June 2, 2017

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microwave

A microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff!

by televox May 16, 2007

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wet microwave

Think about it and it'll come to you. It's usually used as an insult to people not a complement

Mr. Boyd you look like a wet microwave in those pants

by Dirty Blueberry May 15, 2016

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microwave mentality

Having the attitude that if something can't be done in 5 minutes or less, it's not worth doing.

Someone's mom: "You know, I just hate how our son never gets his chores done."

Someone's dad: "Yeah it's his microwave mentality. He gets it from you."

by ShadowInTheNight February 3, 2010

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